<?php

class InsultMessage extends Message {
	public function process() {
		$insult = $this->insults[rand(0,count($this->insults)-1)];
		$insult = $this->insults[array_rand($this->insults)];
		$this->reply($insult);
	}

	private $insults = array(
			'Your father was a hamster.',
			'Your mother smelt of elderberries.',
			'Unlike your face, I can change my dirty clothes.',
			'You\'re as sharp as a beach ball.',
			'I\'d engage in a battle of wits with you, but I refuse to duel with an unarmed person.',
			'The proctologist called. He found your head.',
			'If my dog were as ugly as you, I\'d shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards.',
			'You\'re all foam, no beer.',
			'Are those your arm pits, or do you have Bob Marley in a head lock?',
			'They say opposites attract. I hope you find someone attractive and intelligent who doesn\'t smell.',

			);
}

?>